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1. What you say to someone that did something wrong/stupid, maybe leaving, and then coming back acting as if nothing happened.
2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.
Def 1:
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?
Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?
When your crap is so huge or messy that you leave it unflushed so the next user can thrill to it as well.
" I caught a wretched thrill Shitting in the dorm restroom today."
The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit
TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!
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Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.
"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"
"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
A bowel cancer testing kit, sent to the over 50's by the Australian and other governments. They send the kit, you send back your poo sample to a laboratory for testing.
Sarah turned 50 and was sent her Shit Kit to determine whether she had bowel cancer or not
1) a reaction to a really shocking and important story.
2) a way to say "that sucks, i'm sorry" after someone has told you something truly shitteous that happened to them recently.
3) what a father replies to a son when the son asks what is that in the toilet.
1)
kid: "i smoked soo much weed and then ate a pie out of the garbage..."
kids friend: "SHIT, SON!!!!!"
2)
guy #1: "i've had such an awful day. first, my pet fish died. then my girlfriend broke up with me. and now I found out that I only have 2 days to live.
guy #2: "shit, son."
3)
little boy: "daddy, what is that brown stuff in the toilet?"
father: "shit, son."
The act of shitting aggressively.
Guy number 1: Oh hey!
Guy number 2: *shits aggressively*
Guy number 1: wtf