National I love you day. Today is the day where you say I love you to your friend, family or partner. You should also just spend time with them!
Jake: I love you Ashley
Ashley: Why are you saying this we are only friends
Jake: It's april 6 silly
Ashley: Ohhh. I love you too Jake!
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is a day where you need to text/say to your crush that you like them.
me: heyyyyy, is april 29, you know what thatβs mean
friend: ugh, fine.
friend: hey, I have something to tell youβ¦I like you
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national leave your gf alone day lmao
april 22 stop asking for nudes for a day plzs
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April 19th is the day of happiness since itβs Jennaβs bday give her a hug? Say hello!
April 19th is a date.
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The day where you cuddle with your girlfriend naked
On April 26, everyone cuddled naked
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This is a day the most silly, gorgeous, and kind-hearted, bad-ass bitch was born. This is the girl who you can stunt wit, be goofy wit, and cry wit. She will stick by your side through ups and downs no matter was. She takes risks to have fun. But most importantly will beat a bitch up for you if she has to. Her zodiac sign is a Taurus which means she is characterized by her stability and determination. Talented in so many different categories so nobody can stand this bitch up. periot.
person: wait im confused why is she such a bad bish
other person: duh cuz she was born on April 24
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April 13 is the date when Homestuck was created and put up on the internet by Andrew Hussie No it isn't National Sexual day or National grab an ass day, no fucking world leader is going to announce that shit, and for sure no fucking authority figure is going to be like, "Oh yeah, even though she didn't like you touching her ass, I'll allow it because its National grab an ass day" so stop with the sexual harassment shit.
However, unlike this bullshit, Homestuck is celebrated by a bunch of weebs and nerds who read it. There have been 10 whole years celebrated since Homestuck was up. It is also the characters John Egbert and Jane Crocker's birthdays. This years April 13th was a bit big, leaking into other people's life.
16 year old sex offender:Hey, have you heard, its April 13th today.
Homestuck: Yeah, its John Egberts birthday today. That's why I also want to buy grey face paint.
16 year old sex offender: Who's that, I thought it was grab an ass day and finger someone day, so that's why last year I grabbed that 13 year olds ass and finger my girlfriend while she slept.
Homestuck: You need mental help.
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