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n. - Gasoline, which literally costs an arm and a leg nowadays.
Exxon Mobil sells liquid arm and leg.
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Like normal arm wrestling, were two opponents sit across from each other at a table. The pair lock hands and arm wrestle, while punching their opponent in the face at will. The first to be knocked unconscious or have his hand pushed to the table, loses.
Jim and Frank played a game of Dwarven arm wrestling, Jim needs new teeth.
Fat sagging (more tricep skin than bicep skin) like a turkey waddle. Some slight discoloration most definitely from domestic abuse. Wrinkled like she smoked two packs a day and blew the smoke on her arms her whole life. Forearms like a twig.
I almost ran a red light today. The woman in the car next to me had the gnarliest lunch lady arms hanging out her car window and I couldn’t take my eyes off of them!
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When you have an exaggerated foreman from tending to yourself too much or in the rare circumstance of producing an abnormal among of sausage rolls.
Check out that guy over there I don’t think he gets out much, he has massive sausage roll arm. Nah that’s just Alex he makes all the Sausage rolls at the bakery.
It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning back to their own genitals to pleasures themself.
She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are ruined.
n The state of having control over a shared armrest, such as on a plane or in a movie theater
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so uncomfortable. Stop hogging the armrest."
Guy 2: "That's not my fault. You should have established a dominant arm position when you sat down."
Where two men arm wrestle, but instead of doing the tried and true method of using the right arm they use their penises. It is an automatic disqualification if either player finishes.
The English Civil War was fought over this very game. This game gained popularity during the first world war due to the lack of soccer balls and alcohol and was the only deturant that kept the Nazi's from invading the British mainland during the second world war.
Jonny and Enrique and major fruit bags they practice English Arm Wrestling every nite.
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