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When some faggot buys bots on twitter to like and retweet their posts so they just have all these fucking eggs under their tweets.
James bought bots to like and retweet his tweets:
There's an army of eggs under his posts.
A girl who is adventurous and very loyal. She makes the funniest jokes but sometimes could come off as rude.
Loves the company of others but still needs to have time for herself alone. She may look tough on the outside but is actually very sensitive and emotional.
Easily cries to sad movies and empathized deeply with others.
She has her own charm that you can simply love about her. Goal-oriented and is outstanding in organizing ang making up plans.
If you love her then don't let her go cause she's going to be there for you forever.
Guy: Hey, Armie! Want to go out for a drive?
Armie: No, sorry I have boyfriend.
Guy: Oh!
Usually the drippiest, waviest motherfucker in the room. Quiet, but rowdy with people he's comfortable with. Walks around with a quiet swagger. An Armie is a great friend to have around because they are fiercely loyal and they can be quite fun to be around.
That guy on the runway looks like such an Armie!
That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.
"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.
These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.
Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.
These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.
List of no-jam jokes include:
"Jimin, you got no jams."
"Hey! Stob it!"
"I hate snakeu."
"I love hamburger and sprite!"
"International playboy!"
"J-horse" "Taelien"
"Beach? B*tch."
"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."
"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.
"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."
A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.
They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.