jew horde

To be stingy and horde ones personal belongings, usually pertaining to Jew gold.

Don't ask Mario for a cookie, he jew hordes his.

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jew hole

A term commonly known to refer to taylor niffons (noahs girlfriend) vagina as a reference to how jews use it for sexual pleasure. A nashvillian rabbi blessed taylors vagina to make it kosher so all of the jews can eat it.

Jews love Taylor's jew hole.

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Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.

Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.

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Jew Tame

A common discord status misspelling that often confuses people wether it is “Jew Time” or “Jew Tame.”

Hey Aria, its Jew Tame!!! Oh wait, you just misspelled Jew Time.

hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.

“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”

Jew Perk

A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.

Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."

Manager: "What, why?"

W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."

M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"

W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."

M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."

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Hide the Jew

A game similar to hide-go-seek only multiple people hide from a “Hitler” who hunts them, finds them and cooks them in an oven

“We were playing hide the Jew yesterday at my birthday party, I got to be Hitler and I found everyone. It was so fun.....