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jew horde

To be stingy and horde ones personal belongings, usually pertaining to Jew gold.

Don't ask Mario for a cookie, he jew hordes his.

by Jordan Reindl March 6, 2008

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jew hole

A term commonly known to refer to taylor niffons (noahs girlfriend) vagina as a reference to how jews use it for sexual pleasure. A nashvillian rabbi blessed taylors vagina to make it kosher so all of the jews can eat it.

Jews love Taylor's jew hole.

by The Bearen Junge September 7, 2010

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crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.

Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew

by DinglePipe August 1, 2017

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Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.

Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'

by Glansolo July 28, 2017


Jew-Bert

A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.

I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!

by CoffeePot247 December 26, 2009

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Jew Charms

Spare change/Coins

Person 1: Do you have any Jew Charms on you?

Person 2: Jew Charms?

Person 1: Any change?

by GrowingPainz February 21, 2023

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Jew Tickler

One who sucks cock, blows pole, and tickles baby jews

Storm is such a jew tickler!

by shytabchris January 23, 2012

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