A term commonly known to refer to taylor niffons (noahs girlfriend) vagina as a reference to how jews use it for sexual pleasure. A nashvillian rabbi blessed taylors vagina to make it kosher so all of the jews can eat it.
Someone who frequently and/or excitedly refers other people to a sign up for a service that a company provides in order to get a bonus.
My referral Jew friend sent me a link to sign up for Dropbox and now we both got an extra 250MB of space, yo!
A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.
Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.
Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.
A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character
Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms
A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.
Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."
Manager: "What, why?"
W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."
M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"
W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."
M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."
A game similar to hide-go-seek only multiple people hide from a “Hitler” who hunts them, finds them and cooks them in an oven
“We were playing hide the Jew yesterday at my birthday party, I got to be Hitler and I found everyone. It was so fun.....
A common discord status misspelling that often confuses people wether it is “Jew Time” or “Jew Tame.”
Hey Aria, its Jew Tame!!! Oh wait, you just misspelled Jew Time.