A small Vienna sausage that nobody really wants to eat because it's just too small.
Bro, we were eating dinner and it's sad to see all those asian weeners go to waste
People who are the same color as spongebob and proud of it. (Don’t take this as a racist comment. I’m Asian too and I wouldn’t be racist to my own race.)
I’m an asian peep.
(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.
Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."
Code name for Doggystyle.
Man, I was so horny at the restaurant I had to tell her I wanted an Asian Steak.
When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.
Jessica liked crazy positions and fought MMA so I showed her a Asian grasshopper.
“A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”
She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done
A really cute asian girl. She is often seen blowing her mouth up like a pufferfish.
"Oh, look at that asian gyal over there!"