A small Vienna sausage that nobody really wants to eat because it's just too small.
Bro, we were eating dinner and it's sad to see all those asian weeners go to waste
People who are the same color as spongebob and proud of it. (Don’t take this as a racist comment. I’m Asian too and I wouldn’t be racist to my own race.)
I’m an asian peep.
When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.
Jessica liked crazy positions and fought MMA so I showed her a Asian grasshopper.
“A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”
She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done
A really cute asian girl. She is often seen blowing her mouth up like a pufferfish.
"Oh, look at that asian gyal over there!"
An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.
Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.
Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.
I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.