Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable

I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!

Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."

Marty: "Okay."

An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...

Lynda: "I love that store."

Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"

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How to Give a Cat a Bath

1-Close drain, put cat on tub, close shower door 2-carefully open door, don't let out, and tun on water 3-spray bubble bath over top 4-get them out; they hate it

I better give my cat a bath!
So.....How to Give a Cat a Bath.....

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Fork Knife Bed & Bath

An amazing Fortnite themed hotel that will personally give you Type-2 Cancer©.

Fork Knife Bed & Bath caters to all of your 7-year old needs!

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Im making toast in the bath

The act of dropping a toaster in a bathtub to end one's life. This expression is typically used when one is angry at a mistake or someone.

Joe said " IM MAKING TOAST IN THE BATH!" after he messed up his piano song live in front of the whole school. Joe is a fag and he likes 69.

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take a bath with your mustache

If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.

If you are a boy it means sex.

Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.

Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?

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San Francisco Bird Bath

Two guys. One guy pulls his ball skin out into the shape of a bowl, the other gentleman ejaculates sensually into the bowl. He then gets on his tired knees and gently proceeds to eat the goods from the bowl.

Jimmy got on his knees to drink the seamen out of Tommy’s San Francisco bird bath.

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German Hulk Chest Bath

The smearing of a deviled egg across the chest of a large, overly furry man by a young girl. The man must then lick his chest patch clean.

Dude just got a German Hulk Chest Bath from Disney with that deviled egg.

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