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Closet Hotel

A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others

“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”

by FareallyZather February 9, 2023


closet karen

A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public

“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am

by the_medium_waffle September 9, 2020


tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

by Carpe_Panton March 19, 2017


Moldy closet

A dirty, or stinky butthole

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.

2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!

by CircleJ September 27, 2023


Moldy closet

A dirty crotch

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!

by CircleJ September 27, 2023


Moldy closet

A dirty butthole

Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!

by CircleJ September 27, 2023


tight closet

A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room

that girl has a tight closet

by Marty I’m scared February 14, 2019