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A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!
The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.
If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet
Masons closet: Similar to Heaven
When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.
I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.
A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
Someone who declares they don't like pineapple on pizza. But secretly they do.
Oh, is that a pineapple pizza! You're such a closet pineapplest.
A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.
Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.