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Pooh bear,
A term of endearment for a cute-type girlfriend. Usually followed by a smile from the loved gf, and a gag from haters. Doesn't give off the 'sleeping with' vibe of babe/honey.
Warner Huntington III calls Elle Woods 'Pooh bear' in Legally Blonde. Although he ends up dumping her and she becomes the epitome of female empowerment, it is very adorable.
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Wild bears, from polar to grizzly, who frequent the internet by means of natural wifi computers located in Natural Parks found throughout the United States. In response to an increasing number of fatal grizzly accidents throughout North America, park rangers and officials have included broadband and video game port forwarding to their bear-only network, in order to occupy the bears and prevent horrific attacks.
Known bears frequenting the internet include: Yogi, Smokey, Bart, and even Dinkins, the King of Bears.
That internet bear is incapable of rape to spread his genes through the internet, therefore he must solicit online sex from forums.
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The term bear grylls is used in situations that you have to 'go wild' or find a new crazy way to do somthing. And/or in times of need when you need to innovate and use somthing that would be classed as last resort, or survival.
Anthony: Shit, what the fuck! this pre-prepared pinapple and coconut fruit pot didn't come with a spoon!
Phillip: Maaate! that's terrible, just fucking bear grylls it!
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noun.
1: A sexual position in which the man crouches over the woman, who is laying on her back. He then proceeds to shit on her chest while masturbating and ejaculating in her face.
The name is derived from the idiom "Does a bear shit in the woods?" combined with the obviously sexual nature of the act.
1: Timing is key when performing a horny bear.
2: "My boyfriend pulled a horny bear on me last night. It made me so wet!"
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A Jew who beats Nazi asses to death with a baseball bat. Wears a wife beater and slacks.
1. Oh mine god!
2. What? What is it!?
3. It's ze Bear Jew!
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lolington bear is a father figure in the appreciation of l33t language. If a person finds something funny they may say 'lolington bear approves'. Alternitively if something is not funny someone may say 'lolington bear does not approve'
not be confused with roflington bear
'I slept with your wife, bitch'
'lolington bear does not approve'
'I owned 200 noobs'
'lolington bear approves'
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