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A hilarious role played by Korean Actor Bobby Lee.
Blind Kung Fu Master: THE BLIND KUNF FU MASTER IS HEEEERE!
Destructo Man: Right whatever, see ya.
When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.
"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
"Jesus, look at the size of his cock!, it's like a Blind Cobblers Thumb!"
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When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.
I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.
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The three blind mice are aka gamma gamma girls ,the bobby booter sticks, pp and the fatty chattys the names these girls are Anela aka Angel of death of intruders kylee aka the poop trail and kallie the fruitcake FATTY! These girls are the best of friends
I wish we were three blind mice
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The propensity of some longtime residents to lose perspective about how good they have it compared to most of the world (and other, less privileged SF residents) and start complaining about trivial shit. SFEB often sets in during the fifth year of living in San Francisco and becomes incurable by the tenth year.
"God damn it! I just missed the N Judah. Now I have to wait four minutes for the next one! MUNI IS THE WORST PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM EVER!!! AAAAARGH!!!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of San Francisco Entitlement Blindness!"
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Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.
Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.