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When ya girl gives you a blowjob, but your ween is in a hot-dog bun with
Mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog).
Be careful with this one, no one wants to go to the hospital from a bit d*ck.
My girl was really hungry and I was really horny, so I let her give a Chicago Style Blowjob.
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The feeling you get that makes you want to have sex right after a blowjob.
I had the post-blowjob desire to have sex right after my girlfriend sucked my cock.
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A blow job giving in a hallway while sitting indian style being thrusted apon from the top... also known as gettin a LIZ from umd
yo i looked through my peep hole and this chick was sittin indian style sucken some dick.. called it a indian style blowjob
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Taken out of Russell Peters 'Outsourced' stand up comedy. Phrase used so as to not to attract any possible comeback.
A: Your momma so fat...
B: Fuck you blowjob...
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A masturbation technique originating from Ireland which invloves heating up a bake potato, cutting out a hole, and whilst hot using it a sexual device. In the olden days this would take a long time but in modern times with the invention of the microwave, this process can occur within a very short amount of time.
IR said "There was nothing on tv last night so I decided to have a irish blowjob"
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A blowjob in which the girl swallows for the first time
I was here holy grail blowjob.
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The act of duct taping your balls during head, then ripping it off when you ejaculate.
Did you hear that Calvin Ligo got a blue tape blowjob from Sophia Luu.
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