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Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.

Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.

by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 22, 2024


Phantom Blunt Syndrome

Waking up still feeling high and mouth is dry from the blunt smoked in a dream.

Phantom blunt syndrome

by SyntheticDreams September 12, 2022


Snow Blunt

A blunt smoked out in the snow

It's been really cold recently but it's perfect weather for a snow blunt

by GMcD January 22, 2023


Light the blunt

The phrase used to indicate lighting a blunt

Babe told me to light the blunt....

by Ka Etto May 17, 2021


bin laden blunt

Blunt with cocaine

"Yo I'm rolling a bin laden blunt, yall in?"

by moneyfiend November 2, 2013


Blunt Chaser

When someone rolls a roach blunt and a "fresh" blunt and smokes them both at once or in rotation.

I brought a Blunt Chaser

by ReapersAngel420 May 6, 2018


nike blunt

a laced blunt

yoo, is that a nike blunt? cause that shit definitely laced!

by pdawg96 May 2, 2018