To be very fucking bored. The most bored you can be.... ever
This lockdown has made me bored as cunt
Bored of love- original track by Charlie Lawes, 13.
Have you heard that song by Charlie Lawes, bored of love- kidrain
A bunch of gen alphas and zoomers (and in rare cases millennials born in the late 80s/early 90s) seeing something boring to them so they go on TikTok or Instagram, play Subway Surfers, watch any Family Guy Funny Moments compilation video or just do all of the above just rot their brains
When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
A game watching reruns of project runway where you take a shot every time someone says "juxtaposition."
Time for don't bore Nina
We're gonna get hammered.
Probably what you are when reading this.
Guy 1: I am so extraordinarily bored.
Guy 2: Me too. I too am also extraordinarily bored.