Cum Bum

The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.

Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."

Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."

Jerk #1 - "Word."

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lazy bum

1) A great name to call a friend who intentionally sleeps all day, doesnt change out of pjs till the afternoon, takes hours to text back, and basically does nothing all day

Wow have you guys heard about that girl Brittany Morgan? I heard is a lazy bum, all she does is sleep all day long.

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beach-bum

n. Someone who is resistant to work
(derived from Australia: where unenergetic people would sit on their buttocks and sunbake all day)

Get off your arse and stop being a beach-bum!!!

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bum monkey

an male who tends to hang around the anal orifice of other men

dude that guy checking you out is a bum monkey

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Bum Baron

A man who has great wealth, power, and influence in the arse world. Can often own more than one bottom at a time.

Gregg was a bum baron of the highest order, he had five bottoms on offer to the highest bidder, including his own.

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bum chief

The leader of a bummer gang. Will usually coordinate meetings, choose who gets a rogering and what clothes are fashionable.

He looks over and protects the other bummers, using sophistcated colloquialisms and bitch-slappin' to defend of enemies (usually big fat lesbos).

the bum chief is not to be confused with the bum chef, who cooks and prepares the bums before they are eaten.

Bum chiefs are known as 'la roi de bout' (butt king) in French and 'Brauner Lochmeister' (brown hole master) in German. There is no solid defintion in Italy as everyone is a bum chief.

TODD: I saw this guy in yellow speedo pummeling some other dude with a butt plug!?!
RUDDY: I thought you were gonna stop going to porn theatres!

the bum chief isn't here today, he's cleaning his sphincter as it is filled with jam

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bum sucker

one who loves to suck things... usually bums and male objects.

your such a horny "bum sucker"

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