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Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!
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The sexual act of giving a blow job to an elderly man with raisin in your mouth while giving him a purple nurpule
My shirt is covered with the organism from the steler California raisin I gave him
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Weed.
We gunna be hittin up that california spinach real hard this weekend.
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Yo baby girl wanna get a California steamboat?
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No booze, but weed and cocaine don't count.
I mean, he's sober, but like California sober.
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A form of humping where a Californian male rolls his pelvic area instead of thrusting.
Angie: "Dude Gabe totally did the California roll lastnight in bed."
Martha: "Awesome!"
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The art of discretely withdrawing your penis right before ejaculation to allow the semen load to accumulate in the belly button of you partner. The immediate slumber following coitus allows the cum drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. The sweet sensation of California salty semen will eliminate the skanky ass breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.
Oh Darlene... your breath smells like s fucking outhouse. Let me flick a California Cum Drop from your navel and help you out