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The act of digging up a significant figure in the history of Canada (preferably a French Canadian) , then pouring maple syrup into one of the body's orifices , letting it ferment, and then drinking the product. Then, while intoxicated from the intense beverage, one must listen to the Titanic theme song while simultaneously forcing a live Canadian to slap you with a copy of The Beaver.
If you want to get a girlfriend involved, you must give her a hockey stick and let her put it anywhere she wants.
Person 1: Hey man, why are you limping?
Person 2: Oh man, last night, my girlfriend watched the Colbert Report and wanted to try out a little bit of Canada's History.
Person 1: But how did you get Celine Dion to come over to your house?
Person 2: We threatened to bomb a poutine factory. Being Canadian, she believed us. And, well, anyways I should probably get my stomach pumped since I drank an entire bowl of maple syrup fermented in the stomach of Tecumseh.
Person 1: The Indian?
Person 2: Yup.
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A depraved sex act including, but not exclusively, double-vaginal penetration, double-anal penetration, small furry animals that have been shaved and greased, and lubrication made out of expired milk.
That girl and I studied "Canada's History" last night with some guys from the hockey team, ey.
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A sexual act which American's don't know much about. It most often involves a bunch of pussies that nobody cares about. It used to be referred to as "the beaver."
-"Did they just perform Canada's History?"
-"I really don't give a shit."
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A skin condition of the area between one's sphincter and gender-specific anatomy in which very recent hair-removal, by wax or otherwise, and exposure to cool air, leaves the area with a purple hue and exaggerated topography, much like Canadian tundra.
I was going head-on into that the back way, but I had to cancel that hike, with all that Canada's History going on.
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Lamest magazine in Canada. And Canada has no history anyways.
Steven Colbert- "Canada's history can suck my beaver."
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A sexual act, where a man takes a dump on a woman's face, makes her give him and blow job, and then after he cums on her face, he pees in her mouth.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what Johnny did last night? He did the Canada's History on that biatch!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
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