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When a guy gets stuck in a woman.
Agh! Dude, I'm stuck in this clam jammy!
When your pussy is exposed to very cold weather and it frosts up around those wet lips.
Paul took vacation in Alaska and found that the woman up there all had frosted clams. So cold that there pussies frosted up!
Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.
I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.
The opposite of a sausage fest.
"Man, so many bitches in this place, it's a clam house. It's going to be a good night."
When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.
female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.
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when a girl is having her period
damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l
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a man trying to rob me of my vagina.
gosh billy bob is such a clam burglar, always trying to get at my vagina
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