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When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.
Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.
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Person 1: What happened to alexei
Person 2: He lives and im going to verify my clock to make sure its not midnight
:Verify your clock instensifies:
A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
The time of day that heard animals all defecate at once.
It seems to be Poo O Clock in the afternoon.
The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.
Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.
Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.
Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!