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Your typical male pattern baldness. Hair that resembles a clowns wig. A horse shoe style of baldness
"I shave my head because i don't feel comfortable rocking a clown crown."
"Don't be ashamed. David Cross, Alan Arkin, John Malkovich, Ed Harris and Robert Duvall all sport their clown crowns, and those guys are famous as fuck."
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A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!
"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"
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A hoebag that loves to down clown penis.
Rich: Hey, Janet really loves to suck off clowns.
Danny: Yeah, bitch is a real clown hound.
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someone who has all the characteristics of a clown (grotesque distorted features, thick make-up) yet, is not funny.
jesus, what a half clown!
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shazza's an absolute half clown!
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A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume
Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.
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tanmay clown is often used for a 14-year-old lulli pan whose only fetish is to get asswhooped by chokli.
Hey man don't be a tanmay clown
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originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.
i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.
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