come hell or high water

used in reference to getting something accomplished no matter how hard or unfavorable the circumstances are.

"I'm going to have $200 saved by the end of this month come hell or high water!"

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after thunder comes the rain

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.

wow after thunder comes the rain

Waiting For The Sun To Come Down

When a guy is waiting for his morning boner to go down before he gets out of bed.

Jimmy: Yo Dan, why is Fred still in bed? Is he still sleeping?

Dan: Nah. he's just waiting for the sun to come down,

Everything's coming up Milhouse

Means "Everythings going well for me". Came from the Simpsons character MilHouse when something particulary swell happened to him.

I just found 10 bucks, everything's coming up Milhouse!

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Why you coming fast?

A phrase used when someone crashes their bike into you and you hit your head.

Biker: *Rides and hits man*
Man: ARE YOU BILND? YOU CANT SEE ME?
Biker: s o r r y
Man: WHY YOU COMING FAST?

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Coming out of the pantry

The lesbian equivalent to coming out of the closet.

When a girl admits shes a lesbian.

Guy-Should i ask Piper out?
Guy#2-Nahhhh man, shes coming out of the pantry tonight.

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come aboard my ship

Slang invitation issued to another to share in one’s own perspective.

You can either stay out there floating in your rigid belief system or choose to come aboard my ship and get a wider view.