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A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.
Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.
An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties
Person 1:
You are very condomic
Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out
A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids
A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.
Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.
A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.
Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!
Condom nectar is what occurs when a male, following intercourse, removes the vessel of birth control off of his member and feeds it to his partner, similar to slurping up a melted freezy.
"bro, jessica took my condom nectar like a champ."
"damn chad, i wish i could find myself a girl to appreciate my condom nectar."