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confusion, of a nature that reflects the stupidity of a back-woods hick
I be corn-fused with this here instruction manual
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When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.
My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.
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When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
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A guy who's signature move is to finger the asshole before he sticks it in. Especially a corn master if the girl isn't even on her period.
Girl 1: "I can't even remember what happened last night, but it sure hurts to walk."
Girl 2: "Oh I saw you go to the bedroom with that corn master Liam"
Girl 1: "Aw man he definitely fucked my ass"
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Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
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1. When your feces have undigested corn in it.
I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!
synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak
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