A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.
My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.
A mix between CRABS and downs and AIDS and that's all she wrote.
Why didn't you tell me about your down crabs syndrome ??
The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day
Food that's basically for hermit crabs.
I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.
Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.
Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
When you go down on a homeless woman.
Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."
Crab arm syndrome is when one arm is excessively more muscular than the other due to chronic masturbating
Colin has crab arm syndrome from beating his meat too much