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When the thick hairs of a man’s mustache becomes entangle with the pubic hair of another man’s penis during coitis.
“Hey Randy, how was your grindr date last night?”
“It was going well till I got caught in the Devil’s Tumbleweed!”
The embodiment of head-assery. Everything including morals, well-being, respect, and humbleness is gone and you turn into a pure hot blooded delinquent with no remorse for anything you say or do.
These are the 3 ways to acquire “Devil Time” and how to know if you reached it.
1. Everyone in your group HAS to be on demon time. If you are a Demon Time Conduit this will be an easy step.
2. You could be the “nice guy”, and get to the last straw, and unleash all that toxicity and negative thoughts you’ve always had.
3. If you are overly excited, and you can’t feel anything, but energy rushing inside of you without needing an energy drink, or a perc 30.
How to know if you’ve reached it: It’s simple your body will feel the effects the morning after.
“Bro it was like he was on Devil Time, forget demon time this man was on a whole new level”.
Are you ok?
No, I have a bad case of colon devils and I've been in the bathroom all day.
When you fill all of a girls holes so he is no longer ‘holy’ e.g. you fill her pussy, arse, nose, ears and mouth with your penis, fingers and toes.
“Hey I devil positioned that girl last night”
“No way man, what did you put in her arse?”
“My big toe”
Todd! I have the name of the biopic!
Hym “Here it is ~ Summoned by the Devil: The Jeepjorp Peepeestones story. Good right? This is going to be great!”
to have a devils garden is to have a vagina with genital warts. A Devil's Garden was a small boxed in minefield used in desert warfare. There is about 17 million unexploded anti-personnel/anti-tank mines, artillery shells, bombs dropped by aircraft, machine gun, small arms, and mortar rounds that still remain beneath the sand in europe.
"dude, that chick has a devil's garden", "Promote abstinance to keep people from having a devil's garden" (like that works)
The act of pulling on your balls from behind giving you that extra inch.
As she longed for it to go deeper, she gave a firm tug to give her that extra devil’s inch.