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Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.

Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops

by JKJSEW February 8, 2011


Digital Voyeurism

Digital voyeurism is the act of recording someone in public without their consent. Digital Voyeurism is different from recording someone going on bigoted tirades, or to protect yourself from either physical or legal harm. However, Digital Voyeurism does apply when you are recording someone who is just “cringe” or who is visible nero-divergent. A good way to distinguish between the two are these questions, “Is this person actively screaming bigoted things that harms me or people around me?” And “will this video help me or anyone around me from any unjust legal harm/is there a crime being committed?”

“Hey did you hear that John is into Digital Voyeurism?”
“Aw, really? What’d he do?”
“He filmed an veteran having a PTSD meltdown at Walmart a week ago.”

by AtlasAttacus October 13, 2022


Digital excrement

The dissemination of disinformation, misinformation, hateful, violent propaganda via our multiple medias.

The level of digital excrement being pumped into the nations MSM's has created a division in our country that mainly exists in the ether world.

by cobrafang May 20, 2021


digital worker

A worker who uses any manner of modern technology to be more productive and efficient.

Today's digital worker is connected to information and resources in a way that was inconceivable even 10 years ago.

by Buckster1001 February 10, 2016


Digital Shoelaces

The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).

" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!

by Sebastian Agner December 6, 2024


Digital spliff

Hitting a nicotine vape and a thc vape at the same time

Let me hit the digital spliff
The act of hitting a weed pen and tobacco pen at the same time

by Romtuggeri June 4, 2023


digital flash

the action of sending unsolicited images of one's genitals to an unsuspecting victim

"Roger's been digital flashing all week, he's surprised that all the girls think he's a creep!"

by ReggieKalamir December 12, 2023