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Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
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The perverted retard decided that it would be a good ideas to search up what a Dubble-sided Inverted Purple Rotating Dildo would be
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You tell me...
Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?
Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.
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October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.
I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.
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MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE
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Another word for penis
I asked her if she wanted to check my skin dildo for chlamydia.
I can let you borrow my skin dildo tonight if you want.
When you're a majestic faggot who drinks Svedka, smoke twistes, and pass out on the floor. You are also the king of the faggots.
His name is Pippi Dildo and he's is king of the faggots