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When one persons sexual partner has intercourse with their toes in the vaginal area
“Last night my man’s toe-dinged me😊😊”
The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
The biggest fangirl with the best sense of humour you will ever meet.
She's crazy over that DJ, she's such a Talya Fama Llama Ding Dong Dolan Garrix
A person named Bruce who's the absolute party god and ofcourse the world renowned shing ding king.
We having a shing ding! with the one and only shing ding king! He's so awesome omg!!
Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.
Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial
A Ding-shish is frequently used as an insult in Canadian culture. Typically used to poke fun at a person who is incapable of doing with common sense. This does not include disabled people.
Person 1: There's no more soap on the window!
Person 2: Then get more soap you Ding-shish
A group of retarted fuckheads who do nothing productive whatsoever, roast people constantly and slack off all the time.
Friend 1: Look at those freaks, they do nothing but roast those guys over there.
Friend 2: Oh, they're a Ding Clan. Don't pay attention to them