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The act of getting fisted by a blind man with his sleeves over his hands in the back of a car. Then proceeding to squirt in his blind eyes and cure his blindness. When he finally see’s you he gives you UCAS points, shits himself and then kicks you out the car and drives away in his shit stained, STD riddled golf.
“I finally passed my driving test, can’t wait to give this girl a dirty Faye”
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The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
“Hey you down to do the dirty Karson tonight”
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hmmm. dirty cate. interesting name right? well let me tell u exactly what it is. fucking someone so hard and being so passionate because there is not a single thing you would want more in that moment than for them to be inside if you.
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A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.
“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
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Bristolian term originating from King Paul himself. Used to describe the dirtiest of dirty Bristolian girls.
Must be spoken in a thick Bristolian accent:
"Aaww she's a right Dirty Dirter that one, i bet she'd let you put it any where!"
"AAwwwwww I porked some right dirter dirterson 'larst' night"
Girl: <looks up at you whilst performing fellatio>
Guy: "You Dirty Dirter you"
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When a Jo Ho knocks on your door and talks utter nonsense to try to trick you into believing in a cult
“I had another Dirty Jehovah at my door the other day”
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Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except that after you Swisher (a fart that passes by your balls) , you rub the moisture from the back of your nuts under your own nose, along the upper lip leaving a moustache like residue.
I was sitting in the bleachers on a hot day and I swishered. Then I had the novel idea to head to the bathroom and give myself a dirty howe.
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