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When you and your partner are getting it in the shower. Guy pick us up girl, her legs are around his waist and they're getting it. All of a sudden the guy has to shit, so he does and stomps the shit down the drain before the girl notices.
I was with my girl in the shower last night and I had to hit her with the dirty stomp. I couldn't hold it.
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Bristolian term originating from King Paul himself. Used to describe the dirtiest of dirty Bristolian girls.
Must be spoken in a thick Bristolian accent:
"Aaww she's a right Dirty Dirter that one, i bet she'd let you put it any where!"
"AAwwwwww I porked some right dirter dirterson 'larst' night"
Girl: <looks up at you whilst performing fellatio>
Guy: "You Dirty Dirter you"
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When you perform anal pleasures upon your partner so excessively, they start spraying semen from their mouth like a fountain.
Ahhh man I was pounding my girls ass last night boys, you would not believe what happened. She started spraying cum from her mouth like a fountain.
Ohhh brotha you gave her the good ol’ Dirty Flo
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The act of getting fisted by a blind man with his sleeves over his hands in the back of a car. Then proceeding to squirt in his blind eyes and cure his blindness. When he finally see’s you he gives you UCAS points, shits himself and then kicks you out the car and drives away in his shit stained, STD riddled golf.
“I finally passed my driving test, can’t wait to give this girl a dirty Faye”
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hmmm. dirty cate. interesting name right? well let me tell u exactly what it is. fucking someone so hard and being so passionate because there is not a single thing you would want more in that moment than for them to be inside if you.
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A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.
“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
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When a Jo Ho knocks on your door and talks utter nonsense to try to trick you into believing in a cult
“I had another Dirty Jehovah at my door the other day”
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