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When a Jo Ho knocks on your door and talks utter nonsense to try to trick you into believing in a cult
“I had another Dirty Jehovah at my door the other day”
Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except that after you Swisher (a fart that passes by your balls) , you rub the moisture from the back of your nuts under your own nose, along the upper lip leaving a moustache like residue.
I was sitting in the bleachers on a hot day and I swishered. Then I had the novel idea to head to the bathroom and give myself a dirty howe.
When you perform anal pleasures upon your partner so excessively, they start spraying semen from their mouth like a fountain.
Ahhh man I was pounding my girls ass last night boys, you would not believe what happened. She started spraying cum from her mouth like a fountain.
Ohhh brotha you gave her the good ol’ Dirty Flo
The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
“Hey you down to do the dirty Karson tonight”
A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.
“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
When you and your partner are getting it in the shower. Guy pick us up girl, her legs are around his waist and they're getting it. All of a sudden the guy has to shit, so he does and stomps the shit down the drain before the girl notices.
I was with my girl in the shower last night and I had to hit her with the dirty stomp. I couldn't hold it.
Having sex with an Ant-man shapped butt-plug shoved up your ass while one partner mysteriously turns to fucking dust halfway through.
Becky: I had to shower for an hour straight last night because I got so much sand in my vagina.
Karen: Dirty Thanos?
Becky: Dirty Thanos.