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reacting belatedly when one finally realizes the significance of something
I initially didn't realize that she was talking about being a social worker but did a double-take when I grasped the statement.
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This is when person A threatens to rape Person B if Person B doesnt rape Person C. And since you cant trust rapists, Person A rapes Person B anyway.
i am going to Double-Rape you so hard that you wont even remember getting raped after you rape your own dad!
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to attack or defend against with twice the usual force
They tried to double team the crook and knocked him down when they succeeded.
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Felatio performed by two people upon one other person simultaneously.
Sarah actually brought her friend over last night and they gave me a double header. Two mouths are better than one.
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Where you see a beautiful woman from behind and you think to yourself...
"Daammnn.... >=D"
Then she turns around and you think...
"DAMN!!!! DX"
"Jake and I saw this Girl at walmart she was the worst case of Double Damn! the hottest thing I ever saw, we were both like "damn" But then she turned around and it was so fucking scary it was like "DAMN!!!"
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1. a play on words that occurs when a person makes a pun within a pun, often followed by great excitement and a sense of accomplishment for the person who told it. this is a very powerful pun.
2. an extended pun, not limited by frequency of occurrence
person 1: i was banging my girlfriend so hard during titanic, i missed the ending. what happened?
person 2: loose lips sink ships.
person 1: dude, that was a double pun. touche.
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The polar opposite of the Double Rainbow: A double dose of depression to the point of suicide.
Triple RainCloud will result in spontaneous death and possible combustion.
Alternatively, a historical Indian Chief who peed and shat on tribesmen while they slept.
Double Raincloud: Jimmy was on his way home and got into an accident with the milkman who has been sleeping with his wife. Jimmy was at fault and has to pay for all of the damages. The milk man takes his wife to Greece with the extra cash.
Possible triple raincloud (instant death): Wife leaves Jimmy for the milkman, finds out his kids were the milkman's, and is forced by the courts to pay child support.
Possible triple raincloud (instant death with combustion): Milkman sends email to Jimmy with explicit pictures of him Tri-bagging his wife (and kids) in Greece.
Full on Triple raincloud-all the way across the sky:
Jimmy tries to sue milkman for child abuse and loses despite photo evidence. Beacause the judge happened to be the milkmans father and took the pictures thus making them inadmissable in court.
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