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Preforming a sexual act on a dehisced surgical site
After she had her arm fixed we were able to try the salt lake stream engine
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When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.
James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.
An form of engineering that is usually done on the fly and / or is dangerous, to fix a sudden problem.
Rather then buying new furniture, Mark does some Red neck Engineering to fix them up again..
A phrase used in the mechanics world for turning on an engine and turning it off in under a second.
Stop startling the engine you'll ruin the starter!!
engineer gaming is an inside joke from the game called TF2, based from the sixth class from the game "Engineer".
Person1: Engineer Gaming
Person2: Engineer Gaming
"If you leave your vehicle's engine running during a delay in proceeding (traffic-jam, road construction, accident-resolution, "stuck" red signal-light, etc.), you will be sitting there for many minutes, just wasting gas. The instant you turn the key off and climb out of your seat to stretch, however, THAT'S when the line of traffic will begin moving again, and thus you will have shut off your engine "for nothing", AND you will now be holding up everyone behind you while you hastily hop back into the driver's seat and re-start the engine so that you can move forward again."
I finally took da plunge and bought a second-hand Toyota Prius because I'd eventually had one too many cases of Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration... the Prius automatically shuts down its power during stand-stills, and then uses its electric motor to provide instant mobility as soon as you're ready to go again.
A great guy with a big penis.
I want to Engin Can.
I have to Engin Can.