The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out
fucking yourself. also known as jerking off
ah cant wait to get some good fapping
Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping
‘Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’
Fapping is 2 words combined.
Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping
*2 people in an argument*
person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!
person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...
The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.
Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.
Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping
You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.
This month is the month where you have to masturbate at least once in a week, unlike Destroy Dick December, it includes all genders
Guy : Are you excited for Fap February ?
Girl: No ! Because girls can’t participate
Guy:Wdym?! Yeah they can