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To smugly turn and face the opposing direction of an intended audience while having a full fledged conversation usually when it is business critical
*Three People speaking in a triangular formation; one of them is turned with their back to the other two, while the two are in avid discussion*
Lizzy- "Dick, hey I'm trying to communicate a few critical things that need to happen by the end of your shift"
Dick- "Oh, is that what you call it." Hmph (back turned to Lizzy, facing Barnaby)
Barnaby- "Did it not occur to you: You're flat-backing your boss... dick"
Lizzy- "You are a dick, Dick"
An insult used to hurt the feelings of the grandchild of the person you just boned till theyre flat
Ya nan flat ya wee prick
A filler word that can be plugged in anywhere.
I got a major flat vorhees. Plugged in for boner.
The flattest line you’ll ever meet. Really socially awkward but also not at all it’s really weird. Super nice and will stuck with you for 10 years. What she doesn’t have in butt, she makes up for in personality
“Have you seen flat as a line today?”
“Yeah she’s so flat”
“But her face makes up for it”
What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.
After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.
A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.
Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.
After a feed of pints, preferably stout, after letting a fart, a shart ensues. Nipping it in the bud leaves a little residue in the boxers, akin to someone revving and spinning a car wheel and leaving a small streak in the tarmacaden.
Jesus I was in bad shape last night. Had a feed of Guinness and ended up flat spotting the tyres during a presentation at work.