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When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.
Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.
When you spouse gets sick on Friday so you have to watch the kids all weekend. Usually last two days.
I hope my wife doesn't get Friday Flu again, I want to play golf.
The sickness that onsets, usually on a Monday, after a weekend full of partying and doing drugs.
Calling in to work -
Partier: Boss, I got the party flu I'm not going to be in today
Boss: No problem man. I'm just getting over my party flu from last weekend. It was hardcore.
Partier: Thanks. See you tomorrow
Similar to man-flu, when a person has illness symptoms because of the amount they vape, but blame it on a flu/cold.
Brian: Ugh I have such a sore throat from this cold! *vapes*
Tim: Nah youve just got vape flu
That “cold” you caught at the circuit party.
Everyone at Brad and Nate’s cabin weekend caught the gay flu.