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a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.
"remember my ex from high school? i met her at that party and i gave her a blast from the past"
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A young girl that you had the misfortune of meeting and dating which resulted in a child being conceived. Usually resides in the NY/NJ area. This person was at one point tolerable to the human eye, but has since become a hot damn mess somewhat resembling a beast. You can usually find such a mess lurking around in your local dive bars preying on pathetic drunks for attention and sexual favors. These creatures have a very peculiar tendency to mount anything that breathes to suffice their astrological "so called" high sex drive. They are quite nauseating at first glance, even after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Tends to be taller than average, wide set body framed, and have very large and stinky sasquatch feet. Usually has a chin like Jay Leno, an insanely huge forehead and a gap between the two front teeth that is the size of a football field.
I pray to God that I never meet a Beast From The East!
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Note: Sonny is 16 not 15. sorry. i'm picky. and he's fucking short. anyways, yeah "Me" is right.
sonny moore is 16 and quite nice.
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OMG Chris is back again! He's like a spacca from the ashes!
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When a person is "Working from home" and there is significant doubt to how much "work" is actually being done and how much "slacking off" is being done instead they are said to be "Wanking from home" by jealous colleagues.
Lee: Is James in the office today?
Mike: No, he's Wanking From Home today.
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Irish slang
An Irish farmer/culchie from Laois
girls from the Bog land
irish mucker
I woke up beside some mucker from Laois
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