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When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down
I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along
The act of eating pussy from the front seat while the lady is spread eagle in the back seat. A terrible sex position and not recommended.
Christian: Yesterday I front seat back seated Zoe
Everyone: Gross dude
When a female has a "stanky" pussy, or has a very fat pussy resulting in the look of a but in the front of your pants.
Applies to all women
1• Female I can smell your front but from here .
2• damn look at the front but on that fat bitch.
Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
When a person is not familiar with the controls or buttons at the front of their car.
Gary told Frank he had a bad case of the fronts when Frank didn’t know how to defrost his front window.
Said in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back
When someone says it to you in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back
This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."