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One (male) member of a group of friends who takes part in raunchy sexual activities with his own father. When left undiscovered, there are many telltale signs to identify the "dad-fucker" within a group. This signs include but are not limited to:
1. Constantly using the excuse "I have a girlfriend" to get out of a situation.
2. Acting excessively gay and/or feminine at all times.
3. Constantly being a huge pussy
4. A strong aroma of Bobo Cheese and asshole emitted from the person's mouth.
When discovered, the accused dad-fucker immediately loses all credibility in any conversation. Any attempt by the accused dad-fucker to offer an opinion or statement can and should be discredited and met with the statement, "shut up, you fuck your dad." Furthermore, when conversation within a group dulls, one can and should immediately offer the exclamation, "You fuck your dad!" Regardless of whether or not this exclamation was funny, all other members of the group should laugh and agree.
And remember, Once a dad-fucker, ALWAYS a dad-fucker.
Dad-Fucker: "I have the grades to get into any Ivy League school."
Non-Dad-Fucker: "No you can't Nate, you fuck your dad"
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A stupid ass dumb ass crack-headed ass slut ass bitch.
A person who has sexual contact with their mother.
A person who has sexual contact with any one's mother.
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someone who engages in sexual intercourse with canines.
A guy making love to a dog.
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an alcoholic avalanche that will bring utter chaos to you and everyone around you. its pretty much bad ass......
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
take one bear fucker and you dance with a fat chick. take two bear fuckers and youll throw up on a fat chick. take three bear fuckers and youll throw up in the drunk tank
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a lucky son of a bitch that gets laid by a MILF
Have you heard the news? Jeffrey scored with Denise's mom last night! He is one lucky mother fucker!
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A historical term used in the logging industry to identify the person, usually a teenage boy, who greases the logging cables as they were being pulled with logs. The term "pig fucker" comes from the person being so greased up with cable grease that he wasn't able to catch the "pig" (the logging cables). This was considered one of the most dangerous jobs in the logging industry because the pig fucker was constantly dodging moving timber logs.
Hey, go tell the new kid that he is the pig fucker on the morning shift, and tell him to get his ass out on the landing asap.
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A person who engages in sexual activity with an obese woman.
Duane "Dog" Chapman is a pig fucker.
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