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One who plays video games but may not have an online gaming account. They play not because they have no life, but because they choose to have many.Won't always play a specific video game just because everyone else is.
Guy 1: Hey do you have an online gaming account?
Guy2: No, I'm a geek gamer I have no online account and you probably won't play the games I play anyway.
1) When you've been sat in the same spot, playing the same game, wearing the same clothes for longer than a week and are beginning to gain a hefty collection of Mountain Dew bottles filled with your own stale pee.
2) When you can expertly switch from VR to Vporn while still gaining XP.
3) When you play them ugly ass online flash games.
4) When you sell your own pee, bath water and chewed gum online.
"Have you seen Phill?"
"No, not seen him in days... Dirty gamer"
A boy who is a epic gamer and loves Super Smash Bros. He is a huge Nintendo fan and knows everything about them. He can nay nay like a fortniter and can default dance like one to.
You wish you were me Payton The Gamer
Bad habits that gamers and other hobby junkies develop when life gets in the way of their free time, such as skipping meals, sleeping late, and calling out from work.
Person1: Ay man, you look dead, what's up?
Person2: Gamer habits bro, I went to sleep at 6AM dude.
A sexy badass who destroys everything. He is a gift from the gods
That guys a real golden gamer
Ben is a God among gamers. He represents the pinnacle of hardcore gaming. Ben has G-Fuel running through his veins and was born with a mouse and keyboard in his hands. Anyone who dares to challenge his gaming superiority will perish. All hail Gamer Ben
Damn, Gamer Ben is so fucking sexy
A person who really worships retro gaming to unhealthy levels and tend to harass or bully people for liking modern or indie games. They will either be classicist Nintendo or classicist SEGA fans. Tend to also be weaboos.
There is also an alternate twitter exclusive breed called Classicist Cartoon Fan. These tend to be the people who describe every modern cartoon as cal-arts and suck off Teen Titans.
God why can't classicist gamers shut the hell up and let people enjoy things. I get retro games are good but there are bad games in every generation retro doesn't automatically equal masterpiece and modern doesn't automatically equal shit.