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Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)
Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!
Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.
When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.
I have garden angels everywhere I go!
You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden
Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden
The public hair of a man or woman that hasn’t been properly maintained. It collects debris and smells like mildew.
That chick has a squirrels nest in her gnarly garden.
I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.
to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
the girls look 18 but are 12. and they are whores most likely. the guys like dick and getting pegged. the teachers look like alcoholics and pedophiles but the janitor is chill asf.
if you want dick, go to Garden Spot High School
The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?
Have you been garden gnoming lately?