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The act of dropping ones testicles into the eye sockets another person
My wife was not a fan of waking up with a pair of afganni goggles
When someone goes to UC Davis and because there are so many ugly girls, starts finding mid girls to be really hot.
Friend 1: (looking at mid girl) Yo she’s bad!
Friend 2: Bro she’s mid. Take yo davis goggles off.
The act of resting ones testicles on someone's eyes.
Last night I gave Erin Spartan goggles.
When humans scream and oddly flap their arms to get rid of feathered pests such as pigeons.
I wish people would stop pigeon goggling it's disturbing my teatime.
When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3
Damn, I had some expensive club goggles on last night
When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
Damn, I couldn’t tell if she was pretty with my club goggles on
When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on