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Simple math, really.
The Simpsons minus the genius-ness that the Simpsons series has equals an overrated TV show for people who find irrelevant and random clips humorous (aka Family Guy).
Some people may think that South Park was being "random" with the manatees on the Cartoon Wars episode, but unlike Family Guy, this idea was a great use of metaphor of how it seems as if the writing staff of Family Guy just take random ideas ("idea balls") and put them together to form a "Remember the time when..." joke.
The only way I`ll ever credit Family Guy as "genius" is if the whole reason of creating Family Guy were to make easy money by targeting the not-as-mentally-or-emotionally-intelligent group of America (which appears to be a lot) with cheap jokes.
Family Guy Staff: Let`s take 5 idea balls and write another one of our classic jokes!
(more math)
"Laundry" + "Date" + "Winning" + "Mexico" + "Gary Coleman" = Lois asks Peter to do the laundry, and Peter recalls winning a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman.
"Remember the time when I won a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman?"
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a person who thinks there funny when they are not funny at all.
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THE HOTTEST GUYS EVER. In most cases, at least. Long hair, ripped jeans and plaid, usually a very talented writer, sensitive, awesome taste in music. Pretty much hecksellent. Greatest fuck on earth! and beautifully scarred. =)
If you go to the underground, you can see girls in torn leggings and plaid drooling over these insanely sexy grunge guys with hair past their ears, carrying notebooks in their fingerless-gloved hands, being quiet and smiling, cuddling some random grunge chick in a ravaged babydoll dress and chucks.
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we will outdrink, outfuck, and outparty all of you bitches
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The other definition is utterly wrong. Here is a correct interpretation of a prep guy.
1. During the summer he is found in Nantucket or the Vineyard.
2. He wears Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, LL Bean, J Crew etc.
3. He wears mocs and beige trousers and pastel-colored poloshirts.
4. He's educated. Few are jerks. He's cultured.
He DOESN'T wear A&F, AE, Hollister, Old Navy, Aeropostale or any of those other "mall" stores
A prep guy isn't the jock who dates "cheerleaders" in high
school... he goes to a prep school in new england (Deerfield, Choate, Hotchkinss...etc.)
Sally: (seeing a handsome guy walk by in a mauve shirt, beige trousers and mocs) Look at that prep guy!
Jen: Yeah, I think he goes to that prep school in Connecticut.
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The guy who never gets the girl; he who finishes last; thou who art nice shall get screwed; Anyone who goes out of their way to help someone and gets screwed for it; the guy who likes the girl listens to her after the break-up and then is forgotten until she is dumped again.
Example of The Nice Guy rule in action: In England, there was a bank robbery and the robber couldn't open the front door, because his hands were full of money, an innocent bystander is walking by and sees the man struggling with the door and holds it open for him, that man was arrested for assisting an armed robbery.
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One who knows, or professes to know, everything. One who does not like authority.
Jack lost his last two jobs, and remained unemployed for several years, because he is the Photo Guy.
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