Big Hairy reacharoond

To receive great satisfaction whilst dancing,looking down to your shock horror of a male hairy arm massaging your male genitals finding it worryingly sexually appreciative,

Tindall cutting shapes on the dancefloor only to notice hense said big hairy male arm massaging said genitailia,

(should o seen tindall giving it big licks on the dancefloor,he got a big hairy reacharoond frae that J.P guy. (copyright of saying owned by smoothy)

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Hairy Pussy Disorder

Hairy Pussy Disorder is a horrid disease which is sweeping the world. Its’ origins are countries such as Italy, Latin America, and the Middle East. (Although Latin America and the Middle East are not actual countries, they are all the same to me.) Hairy Pussy Disorder causes the carrier of this disease to have a vagina with more pubic hair than the jungles from that movie Avatar, or Vietnam for people who have never watched the movie. Hairy Pussy Disorder is becoming a very efficient method of cockblocking, because if a guy was trying to fuck a girl and his dick got stuck in that hairy pussy, it may never be heard from again. It is a quickly growing disease, and the only way to cure it is to SHAVE THAT FUCKING HAIRY PUSSY!

Guy 1: Dude picture Osama Bin Laden's beard on some girls pussy.
Guy 2: Nah man, that shit should be illegal.

Guy 1: Yo, I wanna bang that chick.
Guy 2: Nah man, she ain't worth it.
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Because she's got HPD!
Guy 1: What the hell's that?
Guy 2: Hairy Pussy Disorder!

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hairy moose knuckle

A large woman's hair covered vagina

That girl do sent have a camel toe, that's a hairy moose knuckle

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Hairy reach around

Being fondled upon the dance floor by a satisfying ball massage from behind, Then looking down to your horror of a Masculine hand massaging your Male Genitals.

As i was Jiving on the dance floor, I felt a nice warm cozy cup shaped massage of my Balls, However when I looked down It was a male hairy arm, after being sick and running for freedom, I awoke to find it was a vivid nightmare... therefore describing this horror from a male point of view as a Hairy reach around...

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Hairy Bean Man [HBM]

A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.

Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.

Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.

Man (noun) : obvious reasons.

OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta

Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus

"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."

long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

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the hairy dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?

Aleena: why yes

Aleena: takes off disguise to reveal a very hairy face
Aleena: aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh

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