Hammer dancing

Replaceable slang for "crowd killing", the act of violently moshing on cowardly show goers.

Franklin was hammer dancing so hard he knocked jimmy out, that fucking coward.

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pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

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Hammer throw

When you bang a girl on their period, pull the tampon out by the string, whirl it around and throw it against the wall.

I met a girl last night, she had her period so I showed her the hammer throw.

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hammer stoned

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

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DROP THE HAMMER

TO TAKE A LARGE DUMP THAT MAKES A THUD SOUND WHEN IT HITS THE INSIDE OF THE TOILET BOWL.

power dump hammer dropper drop the hammer

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douche hammer

A person, who infact, hammers the worddouche/word.

Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.

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man hammer

What the fuck do you think!

Can't wait to take to that bitch with the blunt end of me man hammer.

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