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bless his heart!

When a Southern lady says "Bless his heart" regarding someone, it means that he is as stupid as a box of rocks.

He noted for Jones? Well, bless his heart!

by Angel of the Morning March 2, 2020

38πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hearts of Iron 4

A financial trap that will steal your soul and your wallet with all their DLCs. Turn back before it's too late.
God help you the second you hit that play button, for it's already too late

I've played Hearts of Iron 4 for about 1000 hours and I still don't know how the fuck to use a navy or air force.

by epicstench October 27, 2022

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cold hearted bitch

A cold hearted bitch is a person who has gone through a lot of stuff, a person who seemed to care about others too much and received nothing but disrespect and bad shit in exchange. By that the person switched up, he/she stopped caring about anything they kept everything to them selves and showed no type of emotions

"She's been treated like shit so many times, she became a cold hearted bitch"

by Marshall's wife March 29, 2016

236πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Bless Your Heart

Phrase used by old southern ladies that want to get away with saying 'fuck you' to a stranger. It works because they also use it unironically just often enough to leave doubt in your mind.

"Oh bless your heart."

"Did that lady just tell me to go fuck myself or genuinely mean it?"
"Well, we are in Georgia..."

by Itsapaul05 April 25, 2023

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cross my heart

When you want someone to believe you, when you swear something.

Please, don’t tell anybody!
Of course, cross my heart

by Lord Vader December 29, 2017

38πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bless your heart

The most Southern 'fuck you' there is. Can be put at the end of a phrase to nullify any cruelty.

That girl is the most fowl mouthed, idiotic, bitch there is, bless her heart.

Oh you need to actually look this up? Bless your heart.

by CattheGreat December 5, 2016

7573πŸ‘ 890πŸ‘Ž


academy of the sacred heart

A unique and slightly spastic network of predominantly single sex schools run mostly by nuns.
Sacred heart girls are usually identified by socially unacceptable behavior in public, plaid skirts, an entire group speaking all at once, or loud squeals that cannot be understood by anyone who did not attend said school.
Contrary to popular belief, Sacred Heart Girls are not lesbians and tend to be a tad boy crazy once allowed in public.
Known for their messy hair, loud demeanors, and occasionally hairy legs.

Dude, those chicks from the Academy of the Sacred Heart know how to throw a party.

by plaid demeanor July 5, 2008

97πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž