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A LOW KEY PLACE YOU CAN GO TO HAVE A GREAT TIME AND DRINK WITH FRIENDS THAT DON'T GIVE A SHIT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT TROUBLE FROM OTHERS OR THE POLICE.
HONEY BADGERS TAKE WHAT THEY WANT!
HONEY BADGER HIDEOUT IS A PLACE STOCKED FULL OF BOOZE, BEER, YOUR BOYS AND BITCHES.
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Widely practiced in Turkey-When a combination of bodily fluids (urine, semen, saliva, blood, mucus, tears, pus, and feces) is mixed in a honey jar, only to be dumped in a partners anus or mouth during intercourse, only to be violently shook around inside the mouth or anus, then spat back onto the partner.(does not have the same effect with gay sex due to gay sex being not okay), (works fine with lesbian sex though)
“Son, why does your breath smell so foul?” “Shit got wild last night and I decided to give my girlfriend the Turkish Honey Jar, Mom!”
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When you don't see anyone else as attractive, compared to the one your heart is set on.
Guy: Man, Jenna has me hooked, I think I'm in the honey moon phase, I don't see anybody else, and she's all I think about!
Guy 2: Wow, that's a lot to take in. She's the one.
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A gay or "sweet" cop. The "sweet" comes from "Honey," and "cop" comes from "Badger," as in one that possesses a badge.
1. My friend, Lance, was cuffed, thrown in the car, and forced to give oral sex to some Honey Badger named "Royster."
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that honey spot was rank, the one down on the corner my boy the condition smushed
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When your girls taking a dump on the toilet and you piss between her legs. Then fuck her on the toilet....
Damn dog i had to piss so bad i gave my hoe a Tennessee honey pot. Long as her legs were spead i finished the job.
not having for pleasant but unnecessary things
Enough with the small talk, let's get down to business; there's no time for milk and honey.