Im more bored than you

Its true

Im more bored than you

It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me

Being The Problem

“It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me Is Literary Ms.Jobe”

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

im finna strangle my shit

Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender

in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl

Fuck this shit im kms-ing

This sentence originates from M3RKMUS1C's channel and is used as another way of saying fuck this shit im out and then usually commit suicide in the game.

"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"

"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

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im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary

fuck boredom

fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic

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