the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing
Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one
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A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.
Karen is never coming back.
Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"
Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."
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hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft caz yes
u need bread cuz u hungry and since ur eating bread that is made by a man or woMAN that is gay
you big gay pee
person 1: hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft
person 2: no cuz thats gay
Person 1: ok
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the only legendary god in this world
among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god
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the most gamer chad in minecraft, he can build, godbridge, and ez pvp
have you heard of wallibear?
yes, he is the chad ultimate minecrafter
A minecraft server that has recently collabed with hermitcraft and also a minecraft server where you own an empire of silly things
Guy 1: βHey bro have you seen the new collab with hermitcraft and minecraft empires?β Guy 2: βYea broβ