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Noah wants some yummy wet ear licking from jack and Conner
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Girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. Usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.
Did you see Sammie? She looks like she's thinking about bruised ears.
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The thick black hairs that form around the cartilage of a man's or woman's ears
Before my date I hopped in the shower and plucked all the ear niggers around my ears.
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When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.
Bryan: Hey, Matthias!
Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?
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When someones ears are so peculiar and small, the only proper word to describe them is "chode"
Alex-Did you see his Ears? i swear they look like Chodes!
Kevin-I know man, complete case of Chode Ears
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to hear something gay, but yell it out
GUY1: some guy showed me there cat
GUY2: someone show you there cock?!
GUY1: dude queer ears
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When a snippet of a song finds it's way into your stream of consciousness and you find yourself singing, humming, whistling or dancing to it all day.
"Man! This morning that song by The Spin Doctors, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong was on the radio while I was driving to work. Now I've got that ear byte in my head and I can't get rid of it!"
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