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"the licenced internet funnyman"
"and that's showbiz baby" - internet funnyman
a dead arm caused by constant pressure to the auxillary nerve through hours of net surfing or msn/yahoo chat
Jo..I was online so long last night im going to get internet arm for 3 weeks now grrr
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the passive process by which one learns of something via a. social networks or b. other forms of internet-based informational services. It is key to note that the knowledge in question must be about something one does not have first-hand exposure to and/or experience with.
Used most specifically in reference to second-hand knowledge of internet-based phenomena/culture such as a meme.
Etymology: An adaptation of osmosis as defined as a study method.
"The cake is a lie?" Yeah, I know what that references - I've never played Portal but I learned about that meme through internet osmosis.
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One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.
Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.
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That moment when you open a new tab and are about to do something - then you totally forget what you were doing.
Person 1: I was mindlessly wasting my life away on Tumblr so I decided to open a new tab and OH SHIT WHAT THE F*CK was I going to do.
Person 2: Shit, you must have internet amnesia.
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Watching internet porn before bed
Bro 1: I couldn't sleep last night so I took some internet Ambien and fell right to sleep.
Bro 2: same bro you hit up PH?
Bro 1: of course got that premium 👌👌👌
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People who are braver behind emails than in person
Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.
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